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Bad Hare Day
posted Monday, 24 March 2008
"I'm pooped!"
AFTER EASTER BUNNY JOKE SALE!
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
A: Tired.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A. A harenet.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry--all the Easter bunnies will be back again next year!"
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
A: Tired.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A. A harenet.
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry--all the Easter bunnies will be back again next year!"
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
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